You've searched many years for a soft, blue t-shirt that you could wear on a sunny day with some pants. BUT! Not just any soft, blue shirt. No, the shirt you were dreaming of had a picture of a GATOR on it. Without the gator, what would be the point??

And actually, on days when you let your imagination run free, there was also a palm tree, and — this will sound crazy — a SPIDER. "I know, I know… sounds crazy."

Not to us. Not to us, friend.