Written and performed by Magician’s Nephew Band ©2016

"Wash out pink and green colour hair Phones not to be seen or heard Tuck in shirt and do up ties These school rules seem so absurd Absurd 4x

Boring gold and silver studs I like the girls better with make up Why can’t boys have ears pierced up These school rules seem so absurd Absurd 8x

No Rolled Up skirts for the girls Jet Black shoes are really nerd Why can’t we call teachers dudes These school rules seem so absurd

Cuts no shorter than number two Even girls get to have a bun No shaved hair lines as a parting It just takes out all of the fun Absurd, So Absurd"