Written and performed by Magician’s Nephew Band ©2016

"Dinner Lady Dinner Lady what's for lunch today? Something smelling funny please put it away Dinner Lady Dinner Lady Did you cook this today? It’s the same mouldy monkey from yesterday!

Pasta slimy wants to fight me Slender sausage could be ostrich Bratty broccoli mean and sloppy Mushy little peas Who would ever eat these?

Dinner Lady Dinner Lady what's for lunch today? Something smelling funny please put it away Dinner Lady Dinner Lady Did you cook this today? It’s the same mouldy monkey from yesterday!

Lumpy custard Could be mustard Custard Jelly hurts my belly Black banana It’s my drama Yucky Thick skin in my Rice pudding - Oh come on!

Bridge We’re trapped in this room and there’s nowhere to go All the loos are broken there's an “oop” overflow Bossy Dinner Ladies just won’t let us out I have to eat this food but I’m still gonna shout!

Dinner Lady Dinner Lady what's for lunch today? Something smelling funny please put it away Dinner Lady Dinner Lady Did you cook this today? It’s the same mouldy monkey from yesterday! "