MONTANA SASQUATCH BUNDLE
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A hearted MONTANA STATE ornament and SASQUATCH keychain/ornament. Cut from steel and handpolished in our Northwest Montana headquarters.
Rough size SASQ: 4"x 3" MT: 4"x 3"
FREE SHIPPING FOR USA orders! ** *Sales will go to fund Lukes April 2015 tour to Australia where he will be playing Easterfest among other shows***
SASQUATCH - Keychain/Ornament
Australia Tour Fundraiser - Cut and polished steel Sasquatch
You've found him! This ornament captures the mythological creature Sasquatch, as made famous in Luke's 'Polarized' music video, and will be the talk of your water cooler cryptozoology group. Fabricated here in our Northwest headquarters, SASQUATCH is cut from steel and hand-polished.
Take part in the age old holiday favorite "Hide the Squatch!' On Christmas morning listen to your loved ones squatch call and tree knock while they stake out the Christmas tree with motion sensors. Give them the gift that animal planet promises but can't deliver: Finding Bigfoot. You can even buy 5 of them and make a Yeti Yard wind Chime!
Before there was hipster, there was janitor. If Santa Clause isn't your thing, pick up this SQUATCH for your janitor styled key ring. Let the watcher of the wood watch over your 4 and a half pound collection of bicycle lock and shed keys. You will sleep soundly knowing your stockpile of belt chimes are safe.
FREE SHIPPING to USA. Rough Dimensions: 4" x 3"
*The sales of this product will be going to Luke's Australia Tour this April 2015 where he will be playing Easterfest among other dates. *
MONTANA STATE - Silver or Blue Ornament
Australia Tour Fundraiser - cut and hand polished steel
Montana is known as the last best place. In the past, only the Locals and RV buying Californians looking to escape paying taxes have been able to enjoy her majesty firsthand. Now, with the magic of grizzly dust and lasers we have shrunk the big sky state down to enjoy anywhere and everywhere.
This hearted MONTANA state ornament will look great hanging from your rear-view mirror or Christmas tree. A set of them would even be great for the piercing enthusiast in the family. Watch heads turn as he or she proudly displays the Big Sky state from earlobes that make their face look framed by two turkey wattles.
And for those on the one true path of ninjitsu, the Montana cutout doubles as a 4 cornered throwing star. Most of us will never know the thrill of covertly infiltrating feudal Japan armed only with a katana and skill-set of espionage and invisibility. Through the years more have claimed ninja status than have actually achieved it. Wesley Snipes said it best "Ninjitsu is a great tradition and much more than a few Monday and Thursday nights in an empty strip mall, grappling crotch to face in a white bathrobe."
FREE SHIPPING to USA. Rough Dimensions: 4"x 3"
*The sales of this product will be going to Luke's Australia Tour this April 2015 where he will be playing Easterfest among other dates. *