30 Aug 14:39

In the words of Owen Wilson: "WOW!"

....good to be on solid ground again. Let's make some fuckin' stampy Music for genuine times right fuckin' now.

Back with our 2nd EP in the Autumn! more info on de way...

5 Apr 20:43

Long time no see! Sorry; we've just been busy. It’s not you, it’s us. We’ve just been so preoccupied with the existential dread we haven’t been in touch.

Can we borrow a score?

24 Feb 17:06

I did an interview for Desideratum Creative recently, these good eggs are doing loads of features for unsigned and local Artists. Interviews and promo! Check out my bullshit hedonism here and also please do have a snoop around the site; you’ll defo see some familiar faces!

11 Feb 22:03

"You're never alone with Firebolt Hans"

10 Feb 23:09

Back from our trip to Wales after playing at The Green Rooms, met some great folks in the bands we played with; Solcura and Igam Ogam were both seriously great to watch and meet, we will be doing gig swaps with these fellows in Bourmouth and Cardiff at some point this year so please check em both out!

Thanks to Skeng Daddy G from our brothers Project Noise for letting us kip at his yard in Bristol after the gig, Isaac Success especially 🤣

We went to Big Smoke Studios in North Wembley on the way home for a look around and its totally sick, we'll be recording our next EP in the live room there soon. More info to come but we are frikkin' excited!!!

2 Feb 03:41

We will be heading down to London in a couple weeks to go have a chat and look around at Big Smoke Studios! Yoiii!!!

Fuckin pumped! Been aware of the studio since our beloved brothers forest of fools recorded their 2nd full length album 'forsooth' there. It sounds top, check it out here - we've heard great things about the place and after speaking to one of the engineers we feel this will be a great opportunity to capture the raw imperfections of our bullshit sound in a live environment. Will keep y'all updated 👌😎

28 Jan 15:08

Tried to upload a picture but it didnt work so fuck it all to hell.

24 Jan 00:28

Hello to yous! We been busy at butternuggets recently aint we; preparing for the year ahead, writing new songs for future EP's and still booking as many shows as possible. Super excited for the year to come and thank absolutely everyone whos come out to a show so far, dowloaded the EP or helped us along, we are in Love with y'all and wouldn't be here without yas!

Its good to be able to sit on some material and be able to plan releases, we wanna make the most of anything we do so we like to keep ourselves fresh and always keep writing. Mr Isaac Success and my shoddy self have been churning out the new tunes over the last month or so. You're all fooked.

We hope to be too busy gigging over Spring/Summer to be able to spend any extended time writing. So once we've got a few newbies we can finish now and sit on for 6 months; we can take up all our time playing shows & have some new freshness ready to blend in while trying to carry on gigging as much as poss in Autumn/Winter.

Expect our second EP in Spring and third a few months later! Got some ballistic video ideas and will be working with some of our talented Artist friends along the way for album artwork and tee designs. We know some amazingly creative people and hope to be able to share their skills.

Open Mind 2019 tomorrow night at MK11 for our favourite ninja, Dan Harris. Will be a great night meeting friends old and new, enjoying a night of music, rememberance and celebration of life. Cant wait. ❤

15 Jan 15:40

Gig confirmations piling in!! What a time to be alive.

Check Shøws for latest bookings at The Horn, St Albans (Feb 26th), The Trap, Bristol (Mar 2nd), The Underworld, Camden (Mar 22nd) and The Birdsnest, Deptford (Apr 6th) - lets gather ourselves and ride majestic into the sun. Together. As friends.

Oh and also a other review of the EP. This time by Glaswegian Independent Music Review website Bluesbunny! An honest yet intriguing report, which we appreciate a lot! Check it here

14 Jan 14:17

Got a gig in Wales dont we! Done with this bourgeoisie shithole and are turning our heads towards greener pastures, whos with us?

Road Trip Convoy Auto-Centipede engage! We gonna trek west to The Green Rooms, Treforest, South Wales on Friday 8th Feb before noon; drive in straight lines, maintain the speed limit and adhere to all safety precautions. An evening performance in the theatre followed by crudités, accoutrements and sparkling conversation. Event page is here and you can also contact us online or in the rotting flesh for more info!

You will get wet. You probably wont sleep. You may see Bristol.

11 Jan 19:37

Idea for a song:

A whip called Crack, who's addicted to crack; because he was sold into the sex industry and made to whip arses when all he wants is to be is a prop in a Hollywood cowboy film.

...blockbuster...

10 Jan 2019 21:42

Another stonking review for our EP English pigs, this time by PunkOnline! Really appreicate the feedback as always; and we are ecstatic to have our work gawked at by these folks! Check it out here

9 Jan 2019 15:15

We are starting to get responses from the worldly folk! Please forgive them for they know not what they do... but do watch this space because apes are definitely a poppin' yeah!

Finally goin to be getting some EP CD's printed in 3 weeks. We will be handing them out for FREE at our shows in the coming months so come see us for some live music and a doggy bag!

Our next gig is the 'OPEN MIND - Tribute to Dan Harris' at MK11 Kiln Farm Club, Milton Keynes on Thurs 24th Jan. One of the greatest gangmammals that ever lived; and sorely missed RIP. This one's for you Harris! Check the gig info here Hope to see y'all there jumping in 👹🦎🕹🥋❤

8 Jan 2019 16:12

We had a sick little review of the EP the other day from Sounds of the Street, an amazing DIY Punk blog, unsigned artist review site and general great humans. Check it out here: ENGLISH PIGS EP Review

We are starting to get our music featured on playists dotted around the internet and people are starting to take notice. Even sold a t-shirt the other day too! Our first one! I wonder who brought it...

7 Jan 2019 04:42am

Now with the EP released, the videos for Beer & Toothpaste + Porte Cocheres both out and the Bandcamp & Musicglue sites both up; we are now just constantly applying to venues, promoters and festivals all over UK. There's some talk of a few dates in France and we would love to play Amsterdam, so we are pretty much berating anyone we know who could chuck us a gig!!

Always writing tunes too, got the 11 originals so far now (come to a show if you've only heard the EP!) and another 9 written, but this nonsense just writes itself really these days, so expect many more tunes on the way!

Long term we gonna get ourselves a van and start booking some tours! Plan em out, slap em on a poster and chuck a load of people in the back of a load of vans. Easy? 2019 lets faaahkin gooowwww!!!

7 Jan 2019 03:53am

Wassup dregs, Danny Invincible here! 😎

I'm gonna be updating this section from time to time with what will hopefully resemble worthwhile & relevant news of whatever the fuck it is we think we're doing. If in doubt we'll ask Randy Sanchez 😊

Expect lots of updates on new songs, videos, gigs & shit, maybe some lyrics, some incriminating photos that might just need to be seen, a hangover life hack or two? Who knows. Isaac Success 🤣 knows, but he'll tell you to fuck off; the cunt!

I do know however that we are supposed to be doing a fair bit of fuckery this year, so we promise to keep Danger Fourpence 🤔 in check; stick to the game plan and bring out a shitload of material & gig prolifically!!! Safe to say we are most hyped.

Yes most of these will be at stupid o'clock in the morning when I cant sleep; and am at my most Invincible. Stay tuned.

Yours appreciatively, Danny