The handwritten lyrics are BACK! For ONE MONTH ONLY... because these make ACE Christmas presents. STRICTLY LIMITED to 100 pieces.

I will write out the lyrics to ANY song I've written - Chris Catalyst or Eureka Machines - in my bestest handwriting, on proper lovely thick paper. See the pictures for a few examples on the lovely new paper.

These are A4 size and they look great in a frame.

ONCE YOU'VE ORDERED, GO HERE:

CLICK HERE TO FILL IN THE DETAILS OF WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE

Please fill in the boxes to let me know which song you would like me to do, and if you want any particular personalised dedication and/or message.

Each is completely bespoke, one-of-a-kind, with doodles and bits.

And each comes with a personalised postcard too, to say CHEERS.

CHEERS!

PLEASE NOTE: I will start to get these done in late November and get them out as fast as I can - PLEASE let me know if you need them before then. All orders will be posted by the first week in December, and any coming in after that will hopefully be with you for Christmas.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE: some of my songs have A LOT of words. Please don't be disappointed if I've missed out a repeated bit or something. I think they call it 'artistic licence'.

PLEASE ALSO ALSO NOTE: everything is sent out as quickly as I can do it - when I'm at home that's usually within two days - otherwise it might be up to a week. Since the whole Brexit debacle, postage outside the UK seems to take much longer while customs work out what to do with it, seemingly most of all in Northern Europe. For whatever reason. The Royal Mail advise that things might take up to four weeks to arrive, so please be as patient as possible, if you don't mind. And if there are any issues with your orders, please email me on chris@eurekamachines.com. Don't tweet me or Instagram message me because stuff gets missed that way. THANK YOU!